My friends are here. My stuff is here. Why do I want to move?

That’s a strange question, isn’t it?

I mean, it is but it isn’t.

I sort of like my situation here, but I feel like I can’t really . . . do anything I want to do.

ok

I admit it

I haven’t been trying very hard lately.

Man I could use a job in another part of the country/other country.

Suggestions.

NOW.

Make with the suggestions.

Man, I should just post some aerosmith lyrics.

That shit is deep.

All I am going to say for now is merry xmas

Because it has been a long time since I blogged and I am so rusty

A buddy of mine was, as the song goes, messin’ where he shouldna’ been messin’, and the lady’s OTHER boyfriend tried to run him off the road.

Now, issues of infidelity aside, isn’t running someone off the road just a delightfully old-fashioned, Dashiell Hammett sort of way to try to murder a fellow?

All parties concerned survived the encounter (perhaps demonstrating why “running someone off the road” as a practice has gone the Way of all Things).

I have this thing I do – I never, ever, ever check my mail. I do all my bills and such online, and I just . . . space out going to the mailbox for months at a time.

For the rest of you

Let me just say something:

Pyschotherapy, all that shit? Unless you have a bonafide chemical imbalance in your little wee pee brain, do you know what it is? It’s just a guy sitting there, listening, waiting for you to realize you don’t have to be so fucked up.

Guys, you don’t have to be so fucked up. You can just not be and weeeeeee everything will be fun.

I’m sorry if this is a strange entry, but someone tried to kill my friend and I’m in a funny mood.

It’s my birthday.

yay i guess

Hey everybody

Look at this idiot.

He’s representing our interests by spreading hate and vitriol and listing his many consumer complaints! One look at his webpage and it’s clear all his problems are legit, and not that he’s an ignorant fucking moron.

Oh god

New contender for tech support dummy of the century

“Hi, I am buying one of those 6 x 4 dry erase boards, and I was wondering, how much is that in inches?”

So, today was a good day. I had some tasty fajitas and went to the gym.

I talked to my “real” dad today for the first time in like, 5 years.

I’m listening to God of Thunder by Kiss. Because I listened to Henry Rollins going on about kiss while I was lifting weights.

Thank god for Henry Rollins. He is a short, stout little cherub.