Can the GOP even tie their shoes?

http://townhall.com/columnists/michelleminton/2014/08/19/untitled-n1880598/page/full

When I think about the number of these senators that no doubt play poker personally I

a) hate them all for hypocrites

b) Really wanna get in that game. Always wanted my own predator drone.

This is the party of “small government” “freedom” and “state’s rights” here folks.

What douchespigots.

Six Seals Left

This is actually happening: I’m linking the Daily Caller. 

Apparently even the right wing is starting to clue in to the fact that Sheldon Adelson is a crazy old liche.

Let’s be real for a second:

Most of us remember the online poker boom.

It was NOT bad for cardrooms. It was NOT bad for casinos.

The only thing harmed by the poker boom, hypothetically, was the american tax base – if we could have kept all those transactions domestic and taxed, we could have bought pet ligers for everyone in the state of Montana.

But let’s accept, for the nonce, as it were, harrumph, that Adelson’s paranoid old man visions are true:

The right better not help him.

If you say you’re for small government, for states rights, and for individual liberty, you better get out of bed with this guy and on the legal poker clue train as soon as you can get to the ticket booth.

“Poker is Pain Management”

onlinepoker.net has an interesting roundup of tweets from a busy weekend in the poker world.

particularly loved Todd Brunson’s:

“The subjects that come up at poker table: tonight: terrorist, beastiality, cannibalism…. I hope homeland isn’t tuning in tonight.. Well I was winning all night so johnny chan called for a brand new set up and I lost every hand. But I retaliated. 2 vodkas and I got even.”

Check out the full list here.