I can’t sleep.

Everyone offers up the same crap when you can’t sleep.

My least favorite suggestion is that I cut out caffiene, because that can keep you up, don’t you know.

Listen, you fucking cow, I am only going to say this once.

I’ve been up for a week

It’s not the fucking caffeine.

6 thoughts on “

  1. Ommm.. Take 1000mg of oxycodone. That puts me asleep in about an hour. And it makes me feel fuzzy. I also sleep only about 5 hours then. But sleep is sleep.

  2. of course its not caffeine…its sex…everything is sex. the kind that keeps you awake all night…but wait… that would beat the ourpose, no? right…so it’s not sex…

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