How To Drive Girls Away

If there are too many girls in your life

Just take some lessons from me

I can fix it for you.

I was texting a girl today.

She told me she had just gotten a new roommate.

I was like, OMG! B OR G?

And she was like, “B”

And so I was like

“Well, a male roommate! You are one castmember short of a sitcom! I think it should be called “Two guys, a girl, and a Pizza Mace (it will be a sitcom about the inventor of spray pizza)”

This, evidently, ended the ‘convo’

17 thoughts on “How To Drive Girls Away

  1. Ha. Nice.

    Well, i must admit i’ve always loved messing with my layout. But it used to take skill to do so. Skill, or stealing from asians.

  2. That turkey comment was one of the greatest comments ever. Ever. It, and the content of the first five posts I read force me to subscribe.
    That almost never happens.
    g.

  3. Of course she doesn’t. In 3’s company, there were 3, not 2. And TV isn’t reality. None of those things will make a rat’s ass of difference if she doesn’t have a sense of humor, and obviously she’s lost that, right along with her single living status. I mean, Pizza Mace – it’ll be classic. Go figure, ’cause I don’t think it’s worth the effort to try to for myself.

  4. Well…yikes. Mankind’s never been reduced to his own technology before, i don’t know if it’ll happen now…though i will admit that this is the most likely technology to overcome us.

  5. ryc: unfrozen caveman lawyer?!  why you’d be mesmerized and baffled by the mysterious voices coming out of my husband’s cell phone at 5:56 am!!

    my husband’s name is NOT as common as bob or john.  seriously, who programs phone numbers into their cell phones at 8:56 am EST??

  6. that’s just plain mild compared to some of the texts i receive
    many of which just cause me to tilt my head in confusion
    i need to stop associating with people that enjoy texting while drunk

  7. IRT Reyrey the picture had pointlike dots in it

    IRT quellers I think the technology most likely to overcome us is robots. Robots have cold metal arms, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel.

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