It’s my birthday.

yay i guess

Hey everybody

Look at this idiot.

He’s representing our interests by spreading hate and vitriol and listing his many consumer complaints! One look at his webpage and it’s clear all his problems are legit, and not that he’s an ignorant fucking moron.

Oh god

New contender for tech support dummy of the century

“Hi, I am buying one of those 6 x 4 dry erase boards, and I was wondering, how much is that in inches?”