So, today was a good day. I had some tasty fajitas and went to the gym.


I talked to my “real” dad today for the first time in like, 5 years.

I’m listening to God of Thunder by Kiss. Because I listened to Henry Rollins going on about kiss while I was lifting weights.

Thank god for Henry Rollins. He is a short, stout little cherub.

Minutes I will never get back

I spent 20 minutes yesterday explaining to a dude that he can’t get toner for a calculator with no printer.


I’m like, “Sir, that model has no printer. It doesn’t print.”


and he’s like, “So do you have the toner?”


And I’m like, “It doesn’t use toner.”


And he’s like, “So you’re out?”