If I died…
My messenger has been giving me a bit of “lip” lately
but I should institute a tough love policy soon and have it back on the straight and narrow..
I went to a party tonight where I missed a chance to take a photo of a guy in a tiny, tiny mini-skirt and a citidel sweater.
The contrast was amusing, I assure you my friends.
I see people and I think about what they do and I wonder if I would like doing that.
Usually I am all down for it at first but then I pick it apart.
Then I start over.
I can’t find a thing I would like to do.
I’m so picky. I’m so soft. Fuck me, I’m an asshole.
Introspective moment over.
New topic: Titties.
Who decided that the female human nipple had to be covered? Seriously. You can show a girl from her feet to her head and as long as three tiny bits of her are covered, it’s ok.
Conversely, you could put the same chick (I know you broads hate being called chicks, sorry) in a burka that covered every inch of her BUT those three little areas and that would be wrong.
Let’s not even get into what bullshit it is that some fat roofer can prance around with his harry fucking bloatcore exposed to the sun for all to see, but scarlet johansen has to cover up.
I think the entire western world, barring a tiny subsegment of gays we will just call “goldielockses,” would rather GIRLS went shirtless and men stayed modestly covered.
If you’ve ever asked yourself the above question about your leaders, give this site a look.
It shows the voting record of your legislators about major issues.
1. The Boondocks
2. The Daily Show/Colbert “repor”
3. Penn and Teller’s Bullshit
4. My Name is Earl
5. The Office
Runners up: Scrubs, Supernatural, The Ultimate Fighter (disqualified as reality TV but mentioned because I like it and two friends of aquantainces are on there), High Stakes Poker on GSN
Technical award: Las Vegas. There are more effects in an episode of Las Vegas then an episdode of Babylon 5, I swear. Really watch it some time. Make an effort to ignore all the meat on display. House would be on the list if something could be done to address its sameness.
NOTE: they are in no relative order
If you are a dumb motherfucker that saw some comment I made on another xanga and decided six pages of scripture or a stupid, cryptic fucking comment would be the best way to let me know you disagree, suck a fucking gun.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
IF YOU’RE A CLOYING, STICKY FUCKING CHRISTIAN EXTREMIST, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? THAT FUCKING DOUCHE EVERYBODY BITCHES ABOUT THE SECOND YOU LEAVE THE ROOM. EVERYONE YOU KNOW ONLY PRETENDS TO BE YOUR FRIEND, AND THE SECOND YOU’RE OUT OF THE ROOM, THEY SIGH IN FUCKING RELEIF.
GET FUCKED IN THE ASS … maybe it will kill the bug.
