Here is what I have been doing for 5 years or so

I see people and I think about what they do and I wonder if I would like doing that.


Usually I am all down for it at first but then I pick it apart.

Then I start over.


I can’t find a thing I would like to do.

I’m so picky. I’m so soft. Fuck me, I’m an asshole.

Introspective moment over.

New topic: Titties.

Who decided that the female human nipple had to be covered? Seriously. You can show a girl from her feet to her head and as long as three tiny bits of her are covered, it’s ok.

Conversely, you could put the same chick (I know you broads hate being called chicks, sorry) in a burka that covered every inch of her BUT those three little areas and that would be wrong.

Let’s not even get into what bullshit it is that some fat roofer can prance around with his harry fucking bloatcore exposed to the sun for all to see, but scarlet johansen has to cover up.

I think the entire western world, barring a tiny subsegment of gays we will just call “goldielockses,” would rather GIRLS went shirtless and men stayed modestly covered.


  

15 thoughts on “Here is what I have been doing for 5 years or so

  1. You know . . . he’s got a core area…the part you work on with pilates or some shit. . . and it’s bloated and hairy. A hairy, nasty bloatcore.

    I guess it could also be a genre of punk rock with lyrics about food, but that wasn’t what I meant, really.

  2. i wish everyone of every gender would keep their shirts on and their pants up, at least until they reach their own livingroom.  because when it comes to 99.9% of the population, i probably don’t even want to know your name, much less see your nipples. 

  3. Aye, Aye!

    it would make the entire planet a little bit more interesting for a couple of months.

    and I laughed at : ” Fuck me, I’m an asshole. ” for like, 2 minutes.

    ….it’s a gay thing

  4. i’d also rather see chicks nips then see big hairy men with those tummys flapping everywhere.
    ps. heartless, i am.. only when it comes to the poo poo plater.

  5. Nah, actually cheerwine is a soda, but scotch would work fine too.

    The music player is a code you can probably get from a search on google, but the music itself you’d have to find links for seperately.

    Interesting view, I know someone with the same views.

    ~Irk

  6. definitely agreeing here.  on the nipple/tit issue.  although i’m not remotely gay, the female form is inherently more pleasing than aforementioned roofer’s.  it’s softer, less hairy, more…artistically pleasing.  i’d like to blame the current sexual repression on being a patriarchal society for a long time, but that’s a fucking cop-out.

    i think the women who would go uncovered would be neurotic twats, though, who secretly appreciated the attention but would outwardly yell things like, “Stop leering at me, you beast!”

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