I bring you all: News of the world!
If you’re a recording artist, pay attention.
This dumbfuck organization you support sues the wrong people. Routinely.
If you get caught filesharing, you get a fine of a few thousand dollars.
BFD. Do you know what a few thousand dollars is worth next to the entire future consumer value of someone in their 20s?
You know what? I bet you DO. Or at least the RIAA does. They have some pinhead kendoll dickless abacus jockey who tells them “Fuckstick McShitball, over the course of his lifetime, will spend 11,000 more dollars on live music and CDs.”
But here’s the problem. . . you think if you sue Fuckstick you are trading 9000 bucks of his money for a deterrent against the other people that fileshare, when actually you are feeding the piracy, forcing new and gale-force wind into their big, beautiful BLACK FUCKING SAILS
RIP OFF MUSIC OR BUY IT DIRECT AND ONLY DIRECT UNTIL THE RIAA IS GONE AND CLEAR CHANNEL IS GONE AND PEOPLE DON’T SHIT ON OUR ART ANY MORE!
MAKE MUSIC AND SELL IT THROUGH MEANS THAT GIVE YOU MORE MONEY AND CHARGE PEOPLE LESS MONEY!
FUCK ALL PROFESSIONAL MIDDLEMEN FOR JACKING UP PRICES AND SHITTING UP LIFE!
AND IF YOU WORK IN ADVERTISING KILL YOURSELF! (that one’s for you, Bill)
Amen brother Beavis.
As a musician I should probably be madder about this.
K, now I’m madder.
That brings up a secondary topic: “But aren’t you robbing musicians?”
I will respond in t minus two lines
Fuck that. Musicians are the fucking VICTIMS of this bullshit. Greasy shitfucks with receding hairlines, overpriced off-the-rack suits, and lame fucking ponytails that charge the public 20 dollars for something that costs 2 to manufacture, then give the artist 2 dollars of it are NOT YOUR FRIEND – they are fucking you. There is NO GODDAMN REASON a CD couldn’t cost 6 fucking dollars and then three times as many musicians could move product. There is also NO FUCKING REASON a CD couldn’t cost just as much as it does now, with 500 times as much money going to the artist himself. The RECORD INDUSTRY was *convicted of fucking price-fixing* people. Fuck them. They are puslords churned out by a medeocracy enshrined needlessly and gifted with von-neuman capabilities by a massive pool of congealed complacency. If you are FOR creator’s rights in the LONG RUN and you want your music heard, you will join me in skullfucking the RIAA
Oh, and if it REALLY bothers you that much, I guess you’ll buy a liscense for anything on your computer which might happen to be pirated other then music.
GO AROUND ALL MIDDLE MEN
Do your business face to face and person to person and you can liberate your consumer soul
Hehehe, are you saying most women are crazy? Yeah, I think you’re right. But some are crazy in a good way and some are crazy in a crazy way.
Bill was Da MAN!!!
I really like the comic. Thanks, you were right.
“The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.”
The Apostle Paul
1 Corinthians 2:14
“Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.”
The Apostle Paul
Galatians 6:7
“For the Word of God is LIVING AND ACTIVE. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; It judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart. Nothing is all creation is hidden from God’s sight. Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of His to Whom we must give account.
Hebrews 4:12-13
(Emphasis mine)
“Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them. “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’ “
Jesus Christ
Matthew 7:16-23
“He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters. And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come. “Make a tree good and its fruit will be good, or make a tree bad and its fruit will be bad, for a tree is recognized by its fruit. You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks. The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him. But I tell you that men will have to give account on the Day of Judgment for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.”
Jesus Christ
Matthew 12:30-37
“In the past God overlooked such ignorance, but now He commands ALL people to repent. For He has set a day when He will judge the world with justice by the Man He has appointed. He has given proof of this to ALL men by raising Him from the dead.”
The Apostle Paul
Acts 17:30-31
(Emphasis mine)
“Therefore God exalted Him to the highest place and gave Him the name that is above every name. That at the name of Jesus EVERY knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ IS Lord, to the glory of God the Father”.
The Apostle Paul
Philippians 2:9-11
(Emphasis mine)
“If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left, but only a fearful expectation of judgment and of raging fire that will consume the enemies of God. Anyone who rejected the Law of Moses died without mercy on the testimony of two or three witnesses. How much more severely do you think a man deserves to be punished who has trampled the Son of God under foot, who has treated as an unholy thing the blood of the covenant that sanctified him, and who has insulted the Spirit of grace? For we know him who said, “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” and again, “The Lord will judge his people.” It is a dreadful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.”
Hebrews 10:26-31
“Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. Earth and sky fled from His presence, and there was no place for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what he had done. Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. If anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.”
The Apostle John
Revelation 20:11-15
Hopefully the Derby will get really big here in the SouthEast. I really need groupies because I am a hated girl on the league! You know the bad girls get good P.R. though…lol
I’ve never even heard of “Lets All Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus”, so if you are suggesting that I stole the idea, well, let me assure you that I did not.
Fuckstick McShitball. Lulz. Good one.
Hey
Egregious one
You know what religion is? A weapon smart people developed to control people like you, you sickening fucking peon. You dumb motherfucker. You don’t know what science is. You don’t understand evolution. You just puke up what you they force down your throat in church. There is no raging dispute between evolution and creation. they are not competing or paralel theories. Creation science is nothing but church where it doesn’t belong. It is not valid science and only the superstitious zeaolotry of the people its proponents seek to control puts it forth as such. You have NO idea what you are talking about. If you’d like to raise your points civily I might have some things to say you’d be interested to hear, otherwise, you are officially on notice that you’re not welcome to post scripture or solicit religion here.
http://thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=25497
FUCK TYPOS I CAN’T EDIT
God damn I hate that.
Dude, don’t freak me about about Ben Affleck playing Captain Kirk ever again. =)
Come,
Be blessed in your quest for Peace and Truth
Seek
Find
For you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall set you free
Can you speak for me? Be my personal representative?
That would be great.