A man wanted to learn martial arts
He studied and learned to kick, punch, to throttle and throw.
Then he asked the master
“What do I have to do to become a master?”
The master put down a plank and said, “Walk along this plank.”
The student walked along the plank, over and over again, until he could walk it with his eyes closed.
“Good,” said the master, “When the council of masters meet, you need only do that in front of them.”
The day came. The council summoned the student to a high rooftop for his test.
When he arrived, there was the plank, stretched between two buildings.
He put one foot forward to step on it and could not bring himself to put his weight down.
And then he got his ass beat in a fight because the master didn’t teach him any damn kung fu
The kung fu part was covered early in the story. Dick.
The master didn’t say he couldn’t move the board from the two buildings. Then lay it flat on one of the roofs. Then proceed to walk it then.
Yay for people missing the point.
Then at that very second, Chuck Norris burst out of that building terrace door, ran up to him and roundhouse kicked him accross to the other building. When questioned why, he simply said, “Free your mind.”
Now illustrate this.
You must be like leaf on the water…
…and kill old lady.
And then he got his ass beat by his friends. Boot to the head!
So, what, are we supposed to finish the story?
Hmmm. *pondering…*
then a pirate burst in the scene shouting “Walk thee Plank Landlubber!!! ARRRRRR!”
… You never expect the Spanish inquisition!
Wax on. Wax Off. 🙂
erm dude made me shoot snot out of my face. which is neither zen nor particularly attractive. but what can you do.