Crime and Punishment

Went to a judo tournament


Have you ever been horribly, horribly beaten before?

Well, I have.



Anyway, I was not too disapointed, being as I have had 8 judo classes and the guy that beat me without cracking a sweat won the pan-ams last year and will probably be in the olympics someday.


A small gap in matchmaking, but excuses are like assholes – everybody’s got one, and it’s usually full of …candy. Lusterous, minty candy. At least in my case. Who knows what you guys keep up there?


Anyway, my legs are pretty brusied, and I that long OMG WTF car-ride home. So…a text message or email of naked boobs from certain parties would be a nice pick-me-up.*


 


*if your name is mark, josh, josh, or josh, not you.


 

16 thoughts on “Crime and Punishment

  1. Well it would be nice to see some (.)(.)

    I know if I was a girl and a guy was in my situation I would gladly whip out the kittens but then I suppose I would be of a different mindset about the issue if that odd reversal came to pass.

  2. it sucks much more to have your ass kicked by a champion but at least you had your ass honorably kicked :~) ( this is as opposed to having a 70 year old woman or some little kid kick your ass right?

  3. The boss man bought 10 cars today. Should be on the lot on Friday if you’d like to come have a look. We should have some stuff that will work.

  4. See, I don’t understand the movement to take little kids to combat sports like they are little leauge. It keeps the sport from being what I want to do, and the kids never quite have fun. They take something great and turn it into a watered down pageant that STILL scares and fucks with the kids they make do it for “confidence and disceplene”

  5. Hey

    You know what? My gaze makes boobies larger, yet perkier

    in fact

    it makes them more scrumptious in every way – lighter for the bearer, more appealing to the starer…

    so you are only cheating yourself

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