Went to a judo tournament
Have you ever been horribly, horribly beaten before?
Well, I have.
Anyway, I was not too disapointed, being as I have had 8 judo classes and the guy that beat me without cracking a sweat won the pan-ams last year and will probably be in the olympics someday.
A small gap in matchmaking, but excuses are like assholes – everybody’s got one, and it’s usually full of …candy. Lusterous, minty candy. At least in my case. Who knows what you guys keep up there?
Anyway, my legs are pretty brusied, and I that long OMG WTF car-ride home. So…a text message or email of naked boobs from certain parties would be a nice pick-me-up.*
*if your name is mark, josh, josh, or josh, not you.
minty candy, eh? hahahahaha
chocolate mint, i assume.
i hope you got to see boobies.
Well it would be nice to see some (.)(.)
I know if I was a girl and a guy was in my situation I would gladly whip out the kittens but then I suppose I would be of a different mindset about the issue if that odd reversal came to pass.
and you’d probably get some wicked cameltoe in your judo drawers. that’s hott.
Nakie pics eh? Sure I’ll… oh, there’s a footnote… Oh fuck you!
rache is a pirate’s dream, with her sunken chest. you want no part of that.
haha you got your ass kicked. pussy.
and? snickerdoodles. not candy.
it sucks much more to have your ass kicked by a champion but at least you had your ass honorably kicked :~) ( this is as opposed to having a 70 year old woman or some little kid kick your ass right?
I’d rather lose to a future gold medalist than a 8 year old kid 😉
8 year olds are only in my weight class in large swarms.
Sure, a 40k game in the future would be great! Mmmm, Blitzkrieg.
my mom made me do judo when i was little
when i was 9 someone thought i was 12 and choked me out
so that was the end of that
boobs, boobs…the magical fruit…the more you …
shit, that’s all wrong
The boss man bought 10 cars today. Should be on the lot on Friday if you’d like to come have a look. We should have some stuff that will work.
See, I don’t understand the movement to take little kids to combat sports like they are little leauge. It keeps the sport from being what I want to do, and the kids never quite have fun. They take something great and turn it into a watered down pageant that STILL scares and fucks with the kids they make do it for “confidence and disceplene”
You ain’t seein’ these boobies. No.
Hey
You know what? My gaze makes boobies larger, yet perkier
in fact
it makes them more scrumptious in every way – lighter for the bearer, more appealing to the starer…
so you are only cheating yourself