Here is what I want:
Nice girl.
Pretty.
Not full of shit
Not insane in any way
Must like the Pixies and not like nickleback or creed. It is acceptable if you have only heard of the pixies, as long as you really hate nickleback and creed.
High sex drive a plus.
That is literally my criteria, pretty much.
You would be supprised how often the nickelback item fucks up a good thing.
what if she loves bush?
the president..
This was brilliant, especially the candor in the last sentence.
Mwhahaha…. Nickelback or Creed. Schmuck.
good luck on that one.
hahahaah! I can believe it.
bahaha, well, i’m sure i’d fail on several other criteria, but yeah. the nickelback.
So if she met that criteria except her breasts were on her back-
You know what? Forget it. That was going to be a stupid question.
See, when you said “not full of shit,” I thought that inherently included traits such as “not liking Nickelback and Creed.”
I want something too. No more stories about pathologic shitters. Please.
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Well, you are not my type I am am afraid. You are just letters on a screen and I need a plush human, pref. alive and healthy.
Srry dude.
The Philadelphia Weekly ran a cover story a few years back entitled “Why Creed Sucks”, and it fucking ruled.
Age preference?
And I’m with Anthonyc. What if she likes Bush!?!?!
Nickelback = spawn of satan
Scott Stapp = the crap under the crap on the bottom of my shoes
I love the Pixies and the Breeders.
But i’m Canadian. And I think pretty is in the eye of the beholder so i’m not sure.
That is all.