Crom’s Balls! Bandits!

Look


It’s like this:


If you say ‘skurred’


As in, “I was busting out pretty good times and then a guy pulled up in a Skyline and said he could run low 8s and I got ‘skurred'”


You had better be a rapper from the south.


Because otherwise there’s a good chance -I’m talking the sort of lock a good friend passes on to you before you go to the track…a very good chance–  you sound like an asshole.

9 thoughts on “Crom’s Balls! Bandits!

  1. its weird, but seeing as how pokemon are typically cuter then your average bull dog, you think people would be in more of an outrage.

    I think its tolerated though, because the pokemon have more personality. Which makes it more like midget fighting.

  2. I never claimed I watched everything as a child.

    But I watched Kong ad nauseum.  Tell me you didn’t watch the Chest Beating Bannana Muncher as a kid.

    I did watch a lot of movies in childhood though.  That’s how I became the fat porker you know today.

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