I miss a couple of somebodies.

I miss Minnie Driver in Gross Pointe Blank with her bullshit cheekbones and her perfect taste in music.

I miss Nora DiNero, who decided to follow someone around until she made him talk.

I miss a couple real girls, too.

My Xbox isn’t the same – it cools off at night and ain’t no fun in the morning.

Hey, check it out, an update.

Been a while, huh?

I’m alive, but I’ve been doing some other stuff.

If you buy me an IPOD, I will pose for you in a nurse’s outfit.

More to follow.