Arrrrgh! Ultimatebet (the online cardroom I play poker in) has been down for, like, two days. Where the hell am I supposed to gamble on weekdays?
At work: Almost done producing…back to by nice, peaceful master control realm…
Personal Life: Survey says: Shambles.
Only thing going right for me lately is poker, and I CAN’T PLAY RIGHT NOW. I’m in the perfect mood – relaxed, alert, etc – to sit down and double my bankroll like I did on tuesday…but the damn room won’t re-open…curses!
I need a nice, normal girl. And a drink. Or a not-nice girl. . . WITH a drink.
EDIT: I almost forgot: Tomorrow is my birthday. That means diet starts on saturday…
feel free to send books, kung foo movies, nude photos, or cold hard cash.
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Night air hangs like a deadman
From a white oak tree
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I thought these things didn’t happen anymore
I thought all that blood was shed years ago . . .
Here, I found you a nice girl. She’s cute too.
Go get her. And while you’re out get me this girl.
And if you can’t get her. Just get me this.
I dunno about Corey Parks. It’s not that I’m not into violent sex or anything… it’s just, I don’t want to go from the bedroom to the emergency room. Kno’whu’amean?
Happy Birthday! I’ll take the not nice girl with drinks, thanks.
well, of course nice normal girls are nonexistent. but since it’s your birthday… maybe one of those not-nice girls with a drink will buy you a drink of your own?
happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, fella. Sorry, all my nude photos are on my home computer, I’m stingy with my books, and I haven’t got any of the other two.
happy birthday bro! i’d go for the nun, just coz. heheheh…
I tried to tell Fleener that you were not talking about him when you asked for nude photos but he would not listen… All I can say is be very careful whilst opening your mail tomorrow….
Good luck with the search of the female species. The drink will be way easier.
Hi! I see you want into the KoLers Unite blog. You didn’t mention anything to let me know what your KoL name is, so if you could leave me a message with that in it I’d be greatly appreciative. I don’t want to turn you down (since you obviously know what KoL means, or else you wouldn’t want in…heehee), but if I can’t verify you’re a KoLer I can’t let you in. Think of it as the entrance exam.
Anyhoo, just let me know! Thanks!
Cheers!
I think the not a nice girl with a drink is a likelier option.
HERE!
hahahah… forget last link! THIS might work ; )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT (CHUCK) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! *muah*
do you have nudies he he
p.s. what is a KoLer? I have an idea, but can you tell me? Or then will you have to kill me…….
Happy late birfday man. You know, that means you need a birfday dinner. So.. come by the store sometime so we can go have real food somewhere. Mmmm… real food.
I guess it’s not very ultimate is it?
I’m a nice normal girl…sometimes. *blinkblink*
You want a naughty girl with a drink…c’mon now.
Yup, me with 2 chinchillas! I love them!
Not mine though. My friend has these friends whohave 6 of them. That pic was taken last winter in Casper. lol.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Normal girls are boring- find an evil girl- yeah…
DIE-T? No thanks, it sounds like they’re tryin to kill us all.
where have you been?
evil girl? i thought normal girls are evil