I chewed somebody’s ass at work today.
I mean, I really, really chewed somebody’s ass. Not casual jockying for position, not under the radar aggressioin, I mean, I was the Evil Boss in the the Evil Boss Is Chewing My Ass in Front of Everyone blog he will post tonigtht. Serious public upbraiding. Deliberate humiliation. Alpha maleism at his finest.
He TOTALLY FUCKING DESERVED it too – I’m still pissed at him. But I still hate having to be the fucking grownup.
Also – still trying to decide what to do with my life. Not making much headway on that.
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Times is ruff and tuff like leather
Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got with a sick ass click and went all out
Catchin keys from across seas
Rollin in MPV’s, every week we made forty G’s
Alpha male are pure sex.
When you figure out what to do with your life, I’d appreciate if you’d work on mine. Hey, if you’re not making headway on your own, you could start on mine, and save yours for later.
you know, you might hate it, but man, lemme tell you,the work force needs more bosses who are willing to give someone hell when they deserve it. coz the grunts can’t. well, we can, but it don’t make a difference. as for getting yer ass chewed out infront of all yer collegues, that’s pretty harsh, but somtimes, yeah they deserve that too. and the anger thing? shit man. my anger makes me do such stupid fuckin things sometimes. what i mean is, i need more self control. not self control, like, oh gotta bottle it up…real self control, as in i can resolve all these shit feelings inside of myself, BEFORE i start beating people over the head and burning bridges. yeah. anyways, peace, bro.
Whose ass’d you chew?? Not mine, I hope. If so, I didn’t even notice. As for the direction your life is taking…Get ahold of me ASAP. I have an offer you can’t refuse.
I’m serious.
What if needs were considered in with with “value?” And if society did not ascribe value to, lets say, love, would anyone steal it? If everyone believed gold to be considered equal with rusted iron, and therefore did not serve a purpose or fulfill a wish prescribed by society, would anyone want it? The point is to consider things in their pure state; for to begin with anything else clouds the lens from the very beginning. If you want to get a better understanding of where I am coming from, read the tao te ching. I recommend it highly, and it only took me one evening to read. Paradigms cannot often cross the bounds of cross-cultural society without totally turning on edge. Consider it from simplicity. 1010101010- yes no yes no yes no: that is how the oriental mind views decisions actions and philosophy. Simple, pure, and neither adulturated or raped. I enjoyed your input, and would be honored to hear from you again. For the point is not to rise to the top, or surpass anyone in anything. I seek understanding.
Regarding the “contestation” topic . . . if you are not on a wrestling team and never wrestle, how (in the simplistic paradigm) can anyone challenge you if you are not on the playing field. No one can beat or compete against you in chess unless you set up your side of the board. Once again, I would be honored to hear from you again. -Tear
The all beat you – because you didn’t even dare to contest. It doesn’t matter in an empiric contest, like wrestling or chess – you lose nothing by opting not to compete. But when it ceases to be abstract – life, war, dying or living – then you are forced to set up your side of the board. You play the greater game every day – you CAN’T opt not to compete.
Is that where you’re getting that oriental mind crap? The orientals I know are about like americans.
And I’m not sure you seek understanding. Maybe in part – but I think a part of you also seeks to be visibly iconoclastic and to be purposefully rejective of what you already know in favor of what you might learn – and that’s not always a good thing. Open yourself to your real goals, the good in you and the bad and maybe then you can seek understanding.
Maybe you should be a professional ass-chewer?
Dude ass chewing isn’t allowed in public.
doesn’t matter if he deserved it or not. ass-chewing needs to be done more often. but if he deserved it, it’s just the icing on the cake. then you can come at him with self-righteous old testament fury and it feels ever so good.
I got chewed out yesterday by my boss because I couldnt find him when an important call came in. I paged him…he didnt answer. I looked all over the building and he was not there. Well, I looked everywhere EXCEPT the mens room and he had to have been in there taking a shit or something. I wont even go there. So, when I gave him the message…he started screaming at me that the person who called is VERY hard to get ahold of and WILL NOT call back. He informed me that I needed to get him back on the line then proceeded to tell me that I would never be able to get this guy back on the phone. I DID get the guy on the line for him. It took about 30 minutes but I succeded. He then got a very snotty attitude when I told him that I had the guy on the line and asked me “What are you gonna do next? Walk on water???” So, If I dont do my job I chewed out…if I DO my job I get critisized…But either way…I still get a paycheck!!!
PS…I am sure that guy got what he deserved. Just making a comment about my psyco boss.
Sounds like the kind of moment I really wished I were apart of.
Evil grin…
What I wouldn’t give for somebody’s ass to chew… That just doesn’t sound right… Oh well, you get the point.
I think you should become a male ballarina. You could really dig into all the other little shits for not hitting their pliates.
And all the girls dig a flexible guy.
the ones that arent flaming homosexuals, I mean…..