Odd things I did tonight:
1. Broke up a bar fight . . . for free.
2. Saw numerous piercings administered.
3. Met a man who lost his foot to gangrene while incarcerated.
4. Stored 12 oz (approximately) of loose tuna salad in my fridge in a clear ziploc bag.
Anybody else have one of “those” fridays?
Lyric time:
If you are a bully, treat me good.
If you are a bully, a bully, I beg you treat me good.
I’m like a steppin’ razor, don’t ya watch my sides
Mine was remarkably tame in comparison… Dammit…..
mine was crap. i played video games. and with that mustard in the fridge, are you really going to put the tuna salad in there?
i can’t believe you broke up a fight for free. at least ask for five bucks.
Yeah man, I had one of those fridays. I was trying to fight some guy in a bar and some other guy broke it up. Then I was trying to get my ******** pierced, but someone kept looking. Then, when I was trying to explain how I only have one foot due to gangrene, someone stole my tuna salad.
Dig the sublime lyrics, nice touch.
I did once, left my door unlocked and accidently threw my cat in the tub and was that ever a mistake. 🙂
Nah. I spent my Friday babysitting.
How did I know it was a hooker? Honestly, I’ve never seen one before, but a scantily clad woman with no purse walking down a busy street late at night…it’s just something you just know.
And this was before you left the house???
Sounds like you had a great night. At least I presume so, unless that’s you having a dull time. Aren’t ziploc bags ace. Even better than tupperware. We should be having ziploc bag parties on Friday nights instead of gallavanting around breaking up bar brawls!
Friday:
While stepping backwards out of a firewood storage barn I came face to face with a very large moose with a newborn calf (very dangerous.) I froze and had the instantaneous thought of “this is gonna fucking hurt” but the moose was startled and ran in the opposite direction. Afterwards, I had a large shot of chilled Sake’ – that’s about as unusual as it gets ‘round here.
Driving for 7 hours. Tuna sounds way more exciting.
I myself had a crappy Friday night in a hotel in Tajikistan.
That is simply bizarre, honey. And ew. I find tuna gross enough to begin with. So to me, “12 oz. of loose tuna” is just an ugly, ugly thought.
sounds like fun.
I saw people riding vespas on the beach.
so did you fire up any of that tuna salad, or did it go to waste?
i spent the evening with sealkitty and her family. ain’t nothing weirder than that, my friend. nothing.
Ummmm tuna lol
Well, can’t complain….at least you get out, LOL!
No fair you have all the fun!!! I havn’t broken up a bar fight in forever.LOL!!!
Not familiar with that tune….but the songs have to be “classical”…and I’ve got no time, LOL! Guess I know what I’LL be doing this weekend, blah. 🙂
Tuna salad in a ziploc bag? You need a girl to introduce you to ziploc STORAGR CONTAINERS.
…I will. -in response to your comment on my site.