My work ROCKS
We get the theatre too ourselves for a post-news showing of Anchorman tonight. I get to bring guests. Who wants to go and what will you do to get a ticket?
Local ppl really are invited . . . get ahold of me tomorrow, I can only bring a couple of people, first come first served.
Non-local people, please post funny and hopefully very dirty answers to the “what will you do to get a ticket” question.
Lyric O’ day:
I’ve got the understanding of a 4-year-old
I’ve got the peace of mind of a killer soul
I’ve got the rationale of a new york cop
I’ve got the patience of a chopping block yeah,
trip like I do;
trip like I do!
Have a great time at the flick. Unless the theatre is showing the movie between the hours of 8:00 am and 1 pm then I won’t even ask.
In response to your comment you do have the attitude to out do the rock. That is good … I think.
Have a good day tomorrow!
A. I adore Will Ferrell (I am in fact watching Old School, as I type)
B. I love love love the Crystal Method
C. Your work DOES ROCK, I’m insanely jealous of the bounty you are about to receive. Unfortunately, my marriage vows prohibit any display of vulgar, dirty, or erotic behavior…that, would convince you without question I would be worthy of a ticket.
i would kill someone
seriously
no j/k i have my own 😀 got mine from tv/radio station ppl i know 🙂 gotta love it!!
**Tara**
I miss the theatre. Perhaps one day I’ll go again.
I would fashion myself a sexy ‘platinum grille’ from a Wrigley’s chewing gum wrapper and keep a creepy smile plastered upon my face throughout the film.
I would pay $5.00 for a ticket and give the projectionist a $1.00 tip for staying late.
Call me crazy. But that’s all I’d do.
2 Reasons I should get the tickets:
1. I do a mad crazy Bust a Move Ariana dance, except I really secretly love Craig.
2. This transmission is coming to you…. You got it.
You wouldn’t believe the devilish little things I could do… But wait, your not 5’10, with 32, 24, 30 kind of figure… That would mean your out of luck on the dirty mischivious part…
-Mike
32 24 30 in a girl who’se five ten? What do you look for in a girl, the ability to pass as a tree limb to avoid predators?