All alone in the night again.
On my own in the station with whatever happens in the night.
Anything could happen, but nothing probably will.
I’ve been thinking about girls lately.
Specifically, the lack of one. I need someone to pleasure me slavishly.
It’s kind of hard to meet girls when you work at random and sleep during most of the times when girls do things. . . Perhaps I shall buy one from russia.
I’m looking forward to Saved!, and the Chronicles of Riddick. I actually really enjoyed Pitch Black, so I’m hoping for good things.
Saved just looks too funny to skip.
Edit: Almost forgot the Lyric of the Day
“is she weird
is she weird, is she white
is she promised to the night
and her head has no room
and her head has no room”
–Is She Weird, the Pixies.
Mtv teased me fully with the first 10 minutes of The Chonicles of Riddick, I’d sit through the rest of it for sure.
and I hope you find your girl…
hot damn!!! i love you w/a passion man!!! i have been waiting for chronicles of riddick for at least 1 1/2 years now!!! it kept getting delayed and such!! I <333 vin!! and im looking forward to saved! for one reason….on the previews they showed jesus swimming…that was freaking hilarious and now i wanna see!! ha ha i was gonna buy one of those grow a 6 foot boyfriends from hot topic that you just stick in water and instant boyfriend!! thats a whole lot cheaper than buying from russia!! 😛
**Tara**
p.s oh please tell me it wont cost that much?? I have a 95 Nissan Sentra 😛
ditto on the chronicles of riddick…… as for the woman situation… it’s odd that we desire a girlfriend/companion/sloppy sex partner…. but eventually, after one has acquired said mate, you always ask yourself… What in hell was I thinking…..
No, I know what the hell I’m thinking. I’m thinking I need a girl. Just for a few minutes.
Maybe you could buy one of those gumball machine girls. Actually, I have a girl atop my computer that I might be willing to fax to you for the right price (25 cents) She’s not really a girl so much as a hybrid of girl/swamp monster/lizard–but she’s wearing a pink bikini top containing strangley misshapen breasts. Her name is currently Maude Lynn the Red Slime–but if you purchase her, you can re-name her.
Hey, that sounds like a girl with low standards! This could be going somewhere.
Someone to pleasure you “slavishly” — nice! I’ve never heard it put quite that way before, but I like it.
And, you are on my protected post list. What I meant was that you all should refer to my most recent protected post–which was written about a month ago. Haven’t written anything protected since then.
I, too, am looking forward to seeing Riddick and Saved. I thought Pitch Black was fun, as well. Though, I don’t have any trouble meeting women. I gotta beat the pussy off with a stick.
Slavishly? as in “like a Slav” (which could be fun, if Eastern Europe is your thing) or do you mean “like a slave?” Either way, I hope you find a volunteer.
Good luck finding a lady, I’m sure it can’t be too difficult, if people put up with my crap, then anyone can gain a significant other I promise.
Heheheh.. . Riddick does look interesting… whether or not I’ll see it I’m not sure.
Yeah, sibyl’s been wacking me with that stick of her’s for some time. She’s such a tease! 😉
thank you
and i LOVE the pixies
hahaha, DNW had the same thought i did, only i actually read it “pleasure me slavicly” the first time. and i thought, what the hell? like, smack your ass and call you comrade?
no, i don’t acutally have a clue if they’d call you comrade in a slavic nation. shut the hell up, okay?
Yeah, I liked Pitch Black too ~ I have the DVD here, somewhere. I’m looking forward to the Chronicles, but I don’t live in the States so I guess I have a longer wait than y’all
Late night shifts do hamper your “social agenda.”
Don’t let Matlock do anything stupid. That would be tragic.
Hey, dude….wish I could help. 🙂 Haven’t read “IN the Belly of the Beast”, so not sure of relevence……but that’s just me sometimes, hehe. So where are you in the world, anyways? And I don’t mean figuratively….
Toodles,
Jewels
I have no intense desire to see Chronicles of Riddick, though lately i haven’t been much of a moviegoer. i borrowed pitch black from a friend a couple days ago. call me shallow, but my primary motive in watching is to see vinny’s swolenessnessness…i hear it’s not a bad movie though, pitch black. we’ll see.
as for the woman situation,
why russia?
i’m willing to bet that asian mail order brides offer more bang for you buck.
“i love you long time?”
“figh dollah!”
i’m really good with that…and DAMN i don’t even get paid!…okay, that really made me sound cheap. i meant with the accentahh hell.
anyway, i especially enjoyed the gay pimp you left me on my site.
Heh. Well, I actually figured philipino . . . cheapest shipping . . . yeah, the Gay Pimp rocks. He’s the gay guy I would be, if I werer gay . . .
I Can’t figure out chicks man… It’s an uphill battle brother.
-Mike
“Pleasure me slavishly” – heheh … I’m going to have to use that in a sentence later. “Excuse me sir. I need you to pleasure me slavishly.” Wonder how far that one would get me …
As for Riddick, I saw it last night and wasn’t very pleased. I’m a big fan of Vin (excuse me while I attempt to stop drooling) and of Pitch Black. However, the dialogue was almost painful in this one. Even the action sequences didn’t make it better for me.
Hope you had a better movie-going experience than I did! =P