Just got done with a little vehicle maintainence. Swear to fuck, when I find the loser-ass who designed the ergonomics on the Ford Explorer, much ass will be kicked.
I had a burt out headlight. A headlight is a snap-in part. A chimp could change a headlight. Thankfully, though, the people at Ford were there, making sure I didn’t have an empty afternoon – they were kind enough to place the battery di-fucking-rectly in the way of the headlight access, so I had to remove the battery to get at it, and once the battery was out, I had to clean it before putting it back in, cause it was REAL corroded, and I like playin’ with chemicals.
Anyway, I’m all covered in dust and grease now. Very manly at the moment, very car-smelling. And pissed. Did I mention pissed?
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Very manly at the moment…lol!
A “burt out” headlight?
I don’t get it. Something like this?
One good reason for me to not have an automobile.
Thanks for the link my the way…
Oh man, you have a
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
(car)? poor thing. I got a used Sable (Ford Mercury) and drove it down to Glenrock. I was so happy that I had a new car. 36k miles on it and it ran awesome. 0.5 miles outside of Glenrock, it stopped working. Transmission had blown. Turns out that most Ford Taurus and Sable cars (93) had this problem, but since nobody ever took em to court, it was cheaper to let people bitch than it was to do a recall. Cost me 2000$ to get the asshole thing fixed.
Ford can bite my ass, the fuckers.
I tried to change the oil in my Toyota truck and it took an hour, a God damned hour, and I can to knocked the old oil filter along the bottom of the truck until I could find a space big enough to get it out of there. I’ll pay some idiot to do it for now on.
I linked you. Just click it baby!
Riiiiight. Ride on a moving train while hiding from a sawt team. huh?
Manly…*purrs*
I know nothing about cars. Nothing.
Well, I do know the damage a Mercury Sable is capable of inflicting upon a poor, defenseless townhouse.
Brick, no less.
Whoah, Fleener changed his own oil? His manliness has been raised by (112)!
“Whoah, Fleener changed his own oil? His manliness has been raised by (112)!”
Yeah, he’s now only at -350… or there abouts.
No it’s not my real name.
Actually the last name is real… It’s scottish. Pronounced mick-lock-lin.