Some asshole left an anti-abortion leaflet on my car. So, this. This is unrepentant flame-bait, but I want you to keep in mind that I, personally, think abortion is kind of messed up, and I would never get one. OK, maybe I would if I was pregnant.:
Listen to this, you scrawny , ass-mouthed shit-eyes dip shits: We, the youth of the nation, are sick of hearing you whine and bitch about abortion.
Just fucking let it alone, already. I’m going to conduct a quick clinic for all the members of either side of the polarized abortion debate. It’s called, “Shut the hell up – You all look like a bunch of ignorant, self centered morons.”
You there, on the right: You think abortion is murder, right? Well, what about the rights of that poor, unborn fucking BUG up your ass? With your face all puckered up like a mummy’s asshole and your bible clenched firmly in one arthritic, white knuckled, never-been-used-for-its-god-intended-purpose-of-masturbation right hand – did it ever occur to you to just, oh, I don’t know, have a big tall cup of shut the fuck up? Sitting there, standing there, picketing there, whatever, jabbering, flapping your ignorant fucking white bread beak, calling some knocked up sixteen year old who could be your daughter a whore, whilst pointing a gun at a doctor – It’s enough to make a person fucking puke.
Let me clue you in on something else, while I’m at it. Not that I owe you any aid or allegiance – there just comes a fucking point where a person can’t fucking bear any more bullshit. My special fact of the day is: NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU PEOPLE!
Your stupid little dipshit pamphlets, constant harping, arrogant, moronic religi-posturing and your constant criticism of your philosophical opposition are not doing one fucking thing to spread your position. When you show a person a picture of a dead fetus with the label “abortion stops a beating heart,” do you think any expectant mothers out in the crowd think to themselves “Fuck – really? I thought it just kept a farie from getting her fucking wings! Cancel me one abortion, doc – STAT!”
No one listens to you. No one cares about your message. All your shock tactics, loud rhetoric, religious prattle, and doctor killings are failing utterly to prove your point – you are convincing no one. NO ONE. Do you realize what that means? That means that all your activities are self-congratulatory, masturbatory exercises. Do you REALY fucking think that when you die and stand before the Big Bearded Fuck, he’s going to say “Hey – the way you bugged the shit out of all those people about shit that was none of your Me-damned business? That was cool. That’s why I put you on Earth. Come on in.” I, personally, fucking doubt it, dick.
P.S. – If you can read this, pass the information on to one of your less-literate Baptist pals down south. Ask them nicely to put me on one of those abortion rights hit lists. Cause I don’t have a Hippocratic oath. But I do have a big goddam knife, a shiny fucking machete that craves the sanguine fluids of the self-righteous. Maybe I got a gun or too, also – but all I’m gonna warn you about is the knife. Beyond that, your god-fearin’ ass will have to pay-to-play.
This is one o’ them topics I stay out of. I don’t even want ringside seats, let me know when it’s over.
Sigh…You do know I love you, right?
What a wonderful blog. I couldn’t have said it better myself, not in a million years.
*Smooch*
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, darling!
PS – I thought everyone knew that genocide gives faeries their wings, not abortion!! Silly, silly!!
Me-damned business? Jesus what balls. Lol.
Okay big guy, don’t take this as a flame.
Anyway. We all have our views on the subject, however, aren’t you participating in the same thing your lambasting the bible thumpers for? I mean beyond the whole “My site, my views, my business” stuff. Aren’t you just perpetuating the most futile agrument on the face of the planet?
I’ll admit that I take up an anti-abortion stance on the subject, however that’s neither her nor there. I could get on a soap box and present my argument (religious and otherwise) until I’m blue in the face. As you said it’s not going to change your mind. But furthermore you can be a pro-abortion and preach your side until the cows come home, your not going to change my mind.
The way your post was recieved, it wasn’t meant to showcase your views on a controversial subject. That seemed secondary. It was meant to showcase your disgust at people pushing their opinions on a controversial subject. But isn’t that what your doing here? Granted, the windshield of a car (un-solicited) and personal ‘blog are two different animals. But the world’s most futile argument rages on none-the-less.
My views on the subject aren’t just secondary – they have nothing to do with the point. Don’t assume that if part of the argument hit home, I feel the opposite. I don’t really like pro-choices either, they just didnt’ put a flier on my car on a day when I was in a rotten mood.
But that’s neither here nor there. I’m sick of the parties to the argument. I don’t like wasted debate, and I really hate ignorance. I can’t stand to see anti-abortionists ignorantly running this completely ineffectual campaign, attempting to replace human caring and human interaction with yelling and judgement.
Neither side in the abortion debate cares about the other. Neither side cares about the women getting the abortion. Pro-choices care about their ‘rights’ – their debate is always furnished in terms of “if they do it to this girl, they could do it to you or me.” Pro-lifers care about “god” and “their beliefs” and “right and wrong.”
You said it yourself, that a hypothetical pro-choice person could preach till they were blue in the face and you wouldn’t listen. You care so strongly about your position that it’s inasailible. I could paint you a situation where you might agree that this particular or that particular girl should maybe have an abortion. That would be an execption. . . then what?
I guess what I’m really saying is that 16 year old girls, rape victims, prostitutes, and mothers of six who can’t afford one more need a lobby or a PAC of their own, you know? But they are too busy to form pickets and paint signs. Abortion lives in the gray area. It’s for people that are stuck with the lives they are leading. It’s not for philosophers, kings, etc. I just want one or both sides in this debate to admit the other side has some points, to admit that the reason this issue isn’t gone is because it lives in the gray area with all of us…and admit it, the phrase Me-be-Damned made you laugh.
i avoid the label of “pro-life” like the plague, becuase the people who claim it, by and large, are not. killing doctors, damning the lives of those affected by unwanted/unplanned/unmanageable pregancies… those things do not support life. it also tends to create an instant – and false – assumption that The Pope Made Me Think It.
my personal feeling, and i expect that folks on both sides will disagree to some extent, is that abortion should not be considered eitehr a religious or a women’s issue, becuase each tends to carry too much unrelated and/or overreactionary baggage into the discussion. i think it should be treated as a social issue, and rather than wage endless war on this legislation or that one, we should be addressing the things that might lead to abortion in the first place – poor healthcare, lack of support systems before and after birth, shitty options for foster care/adoption… the list is endless. when abortion becomes the best option, you know the shit must surely have hit the fan, and leaving pamphlets around isn’t helping clean it up.
both sides are fucked, i’ll certainly give you that much.
Exactly. Laws are for worlds where people keep to them. A LAW against underage guys nailing unfit mothers just isn’t going to stop it from happening . . . I just get sick of people choosing an extreme because a realistic position is just to burdensome…