Heh. A funny exchange took place today. We were at level12, and Kris, the tit, gets up and announces that he was going to “Go help Capidigma with her paper.” Note that he said ‘Capidigma’ aloud.

“Kris, honey,” I said, “When we call one another by our internet names in person, we are falling towards dorkdom.”

“Yeah,” he replies, “But Capidigma is way easier for people to remember.”


“Yeah,” says an onlooking Krootboy, “Capidigma is way easier to remember then Mary.”


I goggled at him. “Her name’s Brooke.”


“Oh. Well, point made.”


(disclaimer: He was kidding. I think)

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  1. Urgh…now it’s Mary? I can’t win. *hits head on table*
    Thanks for defending me though. Kris told me the story and I was like, “AHH! Don’t refer to me as “Capi” it’s retarded.” It’s bad enough people call me other things than Brooke. It’s so simple to say.

  2. i was gonna keep my internet name the same as my real name, to avoid those awkward dork-moments.  but “ugly fucktits” seemed a little too in-your-face for the internet.

  3. I actually said “ell Oh ell” to my mom the other day when she said something funny.  She looked at me and said “huh?”

    I knew then I was doomed.

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