It’s my birthday! Yea me! Best part: I made it all the way through dinner at the Chain Family Restauraunt with my folks without our waitress hearing that it was my birthday and loudly molesting me with the birthday song and flaming desert.

You know why they never actually sing the birthday song when they do that at a restaurant? The birthday song, Happy Birthday, is copyrighted and current and they would have to pay rights . . . its a fucked up world, man.


So . . . who wants to jump out of a cake for me? Vicar aside – a birthday should be special and not like other days . . .

“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”


 


Tyler’s words coming out of my mouth.


 


There is exhultation wrapped in panic when you fight. Once chance to feel something real, right? The price, however, is risk. You can get beat to a cream in one slipshod moment. I’ve got a weird attitude about this stuff. I don’t like it, but I love it. It feels so good to win. It feels so good, so right to feel someone else crumble in front of you. You feel like god.


 


Our lovely town has its own little Fight Club. We have a gentleman who puts on ‘semi-professional’ boxing matches . . . a little over a hunnerd bucks to knock the bejesus out of some poor fool.  About fifty if it’s your bejesus (small organ near spleen) left lying in the ring. Some of the people are good. A few approach damn good. Most of them are what we in the sport call “unskilled morons with chips on their shoulders.” It’s like a Logan’s run style lottery, but you get to try even if you lose the draw . . .  


 


One fight a week. If you don’t get knocked out. More money when you start to headline. It’s a god damn circus. The money I need is sitting there, tho . . . and I’m good, at least when I’m in shape (which, btw, I’m not).


 


It’s raining as I write this. I don’t mind the rain, but here it is uncharacteristic and ruins the mood of the place. I thought I was over my cold Tuesday, but I woke up yesterday almost unable to move. My throat was so constricted I could barely swallow liquid. I went to the doctor, and he looked me over, checked me out, and said that I have a pretty bad case of strep throat and the weird relief yesterday probably had just meant that it was starting to drain into my sinuses, chest, or both. Super! He put me on large red pills for infection and small brown ones for pain. I’m not to spread this germ, so I bought a few conveniences at the hybrid pharmacy/grocery store when I filled the prescription. A bottle of melatonin, which I hope is hand extracted from the heads of others, a few frozen pizzas, extra toppings for same, a large container of cran-peach juice, and a few other sundries. Thus equipped, I will muddle through the next few days, which my doctor informs me shall be hellish.  He didn’t say hellish. He talked around it in careful Doktese. . . but I know what he meant.


 


I’m watching armeggedon, which is such a piece of shit on one level and yet so effective on another.  I’ve watched literally everything in my house twice in the last few days. I’m actually down to things I’ve taped off tv. . .

If I ever leave this world alive 
I’ll thank for all the things you did in my life 
If I ever leave this world alive 
I’ll come back down and sit beside your 
feet tonight 
Wherever I am you’ll always be 
More than just a memory 
If I ever leave this world alive 

If I ever leave this world alive 
I’ll take on all the sadness 
That I left behind 
If I ever leave this world alive 
The madness that you feel will soon subside 
So in a word don’t shed a tear 
I’ll be here when it all gets weird 
If I ever leave this world alive 

So when in doubt just call my name 
Just before you go insane 
If I ever leave this world 
Hey I may never leave this world 
But if I ever leave this world alive 

She says I’m okay; I’m alright, 
Though you have gone from my life 
You said that it would, 
Now everything should be all right 

She says I’m okay; I’m alright, 
Though you have gone from my life 
You said that it would, 
Now everything should be all right 
Yeah should be alright


I just worked a bitch of a day. I accepted a new job as managing editor of our college newspaper. What they didn’t tell me when I took it was we were behind almost an entire issue. . . I quarked out 8 pages of solid copy, concluding at 10:30 pm, and it’s taken me about an hour to crash, so I’m going the *fuck* to bed.

small edit – it is now tomorrow, and i have elected to get butt chewed by prof on monday. Am currently drinking a decent kona coffee that I have pretty much ruined by double brewing until a road-tar texture is acchieved . . . I’m still a little punchy from not sleeping the last couple of days, but I’m up and around. . .


Jesus, I better post something before my huge readership fades away. . .


I have a new job, as a professional tutor at our college. Fuck it, I have to be there half the day anyway, and they almost have to work with your hours. . . My new boss seemed to really need to hire somebody, my interveiw consisted of her sticking a small mirror under my nose and nodding. . . the job itself isn’t super horrible, although I’m starting to develop an attitude toward two or three professors I haven’t even met yet who assign students to go down to the tutoring center and have us look over one of their papers wether they need it or not. . . but I think that will fade quickly as the year drags on. 


In other news, I’ve had a horrible cold for a couple of days, so that’s why I’ve been hiding . . . I have to go to class tomorrow and get chewed on for skipping . . .


I’ll try to be funny when next I post, I just wanted to change something so it didn’t look exactly the same when I logged in anymore.